Corrupt Algebraically-Retarded Treasurer
I am LOVING being nominated as treasurer. Ever since the kooky adventures of those crazy kids in the Babysitters Club (a series of books which are literary masterpieces, on par with such masterpieces as The Iliad, Macbeth, Faust, War and Peace and Bridget Jones’ Diary) I’ve wanted to emulate blonde, funky, cool Manhattan girl Stacey – the treasurer of the Babysitters Club. So, fittingly, since I am blonde, funky and cool – I shall second the motion of my being treasurer.
Although there are some caveats to this appointment of which you should all be aware:
1. Said appointee can’t add or subtract.
2. Said appointee can’t multiply or divide either.
3. Said appointee likes her money where she can see it – hanging in her wardrobe (Sex and the City, 2002-ish).
In light of this information, the following conclusion arises: said appointee will make fiscal errors aplenty and will hang all monetary funds in wardrobe. For this she thanks you.
Although there are some caveats to this appointment of which you should all be aware:
1. Said appointee can’t add or subtract.
2. Said appointee can’t multiply or divide either.
3. Said appointee likes her money where she can see it – hanging in her wardrobe (Sex and the City, 2002-ish).
In light of this information, the following conclusion arises: said appointee will make fiscal errors aplenty and will hang all monetary funds in wardrobe. For this she thanks you.
posted by Forensic Felons at 15.8.06
12 Comments:
Also said treasurer is the idiot giving the thumbs up to the camera...said idiot did this in a drunken haze...
hey all this matters in this job is being hot. just ask peter costello.
yo Alita how did you make that Henry James blurb bit.. i tried to change it to another hilarious psychologist joke and couldn't figure it out.. you're the modem geek-- help please!!
never mind it changed.. looks like i am as competent a secretary as Vera Thompson...
oh and.. Kid Confucius (james' band) are playing at the Metro on Aug 25 and at the Marrickville festival on Sept 17.. we should go on a class excusrsion to at least one of those!
Tatty - stop hogging the comments page you frucking slut. I'm totally up for Kid Confucious. Inhale...Exhale
People I don't know who is commenting. Who is I'm a Slut? Who is Condoleezza? Who is groupie? And who is Client Lightbulb?
ahahhaha!!! hilaaarious!
Joula! the process of elimination tells us that i am in fact all of those people, except for lightbulb, who is Alita. where the buck are the other felons!
gripe for the day: my room is sooooo messy. it's revolto!
omg that soooo just totally put things in perspective for me cos my gripe for yesterday was sooooo much bigger and more intense and ex-boyfriend-not-calling-me-before-he-goes-to-travel-in-my-homeland-for-three-months-related! pphheeewwwwww
inhale...exhale indeed!
James get your ass over here, you're being quoted left, right and centre!
oh btw!! I totally dig the whole babysitters club vibe and am thrilled at your love of Stacey. She was so devious and boy-crazy! I always wanted to be Claudia. She was so troubled and cool and had junk food under her bed, which was my main point of envy with her.
Tatty - you are so left of the middle.
Yes! I loved Claudia too! I so wished I had my own phone line in my bedroom - avec my own phone number! And her lovely grandmother Mimi! My grandmother was an evil old witch. And how good were the Super Specials! Maybe I'll revisit one... :)
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