Sunday, September 24, 2006

boob-grabbing fun at forresters

a reminder to everyone not to study too hard.. and to find time to unwind and have fun with your friends. Lude sexual touching is optional but seldom unwanted. The night is never really complete until a set of funbags (or two) has been fiddled with.. especially when Alita is involved.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Forensic Felons Dictionary

ACHIEVEMENT (as in DAY OF...) (Rabone, 2006): The act of talking about getting something done in terms of essays, introduction section, method, results, discussion.
ALIOTA (Rabone, 2005): A person of special needs but who loves all things.
BLOWS (Leist & Caon, 2005): 1. Etymological origins of the word: To "blow chunks" is a serious description of two possible events. First - blowing chunks can describe an actual moment of vomiting. i.e., literally "blowing chunks". Secondly - when something really sucks you can say "it blows chunks". 2. Abbreviation: "Blows" - is the abbreviation of "Blow Chunks", so one can simply say, "that blows".
DING DONG DANG (Leist, 2005): The best place on Earth.
FABULOUS (Caon, 2005): It is never sarcastic, always positive and spoken from the heart.
FELONS (Leist, 2005): Forensic Masters Class of 2006.
FRENCH FRY (Barrett, 2005): The perfect partner in the budoir.
FROTTAGE (Barrett, 2006): Official Definition - Rubbing yourself against something or someone in order to achieve sexual gratification. Felons definition - A hilarious moment in Felons history.
FUNBAGS (Howard, 2006): We're not sure, but we know it's rude.
IS THAT WRONG? (Dekker, 2005): Well....is it?
LAMEASS (Caon, 2005): A person, incident or university requirement that makes your day a little less happy. Must be spoken with a furrowed brow.
LOCO (Howard & Dekker, 2006): We're not sure but it could be something like Wack. Please refer.
OVER IT (Caon, 2005): Over whatever it is.
PEEPS (Martin, 2005): People.
PROPS (Howard, 2006): Credit, Kudos.
RABBIT (Caon, 2005): Sweetheart of the felons.
RANDOM (Howard, 2005): Refers to people or moments that are indeed....random.
ROCK IN MY BOSOM (Leist, 2006): When someone rocks so hard that you feel it in your core, in your bosom. This phenomenon is unisexual.
TOTALLY (Caon, 2006): Spoken at high pitch with emphasis on the "O" and "EEEEE" which is the 'Y'. Change your pitch at each vowel for extra effect. Enthusiastic agreement with whatever someone else has said.
WACK (Howard & Dekker, 2005): It's crazy.
WHATEVS (Martin, 2005): Whatever.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Introspection

On my current attempt to acquiesce to the fact that I am verging on insanity, a fact I can no longer refute, I have decided to adopt a rather insouciant approach. This is all due to the very soon surcease of our university career (and associated tasks), an event that is in no way arcane.
I am fine.
Do I, in any way, portray even a little verisimilitude?
[Rabbit: "Reflections on current state of mind", Acknowledgements: Dictionary.com Word of the Day archive, September 2006... I used them in order too]

Monday, September 04, 2006

joula's horror

The parking ticket I got in May ($175) has now turned into $265 coz I haven't paid it yet. No reminder letters! Just a suspension of licence til I pay the bastard. O the horror. Give me sympathy :(