joula's horror
The parking ticket I got in May ($175) has now turned into $265 coz I haven't paid it yet. No reminder letters! Just a suspension of licence til I pay the bastard. O the horror. Give me sympathy :(
posted by Forensic Felons at 4.9.06
11 Comments:
What!!!
that sux so bad you poor thing!
Try not to react the way I did when I unknowingly parked in a clearway coz I was running late for placement, my car got towed and I got a $300 fine.
I stood on the main street in Newtown in the rain, laughing and bawling at the same time (it makes a really strange siren sound so be careful)
I fear I may also be facing two fines - I went out last night with a sexy boy - kindly offered to drive him home, then ran TWO red lights and turned down a one way street. Problem is that my car is registered in South Australia - which means my parents will get any red light camera fines and will then know that I was out, driving badly on a monday night when I should have been home safe and studying!
omg Joula that blows chunks while simultaneously sucking balls (i'm sorry, i know you're not a fan of that expresh). perhaps we should have a bake-off or a bikini car wash to help you pay it off?? or a bikini bake-off, for the ultimate desperate housewife fundraiser.
Alita, perhaps keep your eyes on the road next time (and your hands on the wheel!!!!) XXXXX
Love youse all? who could this conversationalist be???????
Of course it had to be you atleist - all yesterday we were discussing the sensation of feeling like a dead dogs breakfast and ball sack and it seems to have spilled over into our blog (perfect!!) - I think everyone needs to know that you are the reason why I was making out with a totally sexy boy on monday night (Bless you!!!) - and only you would know that my hands were not on the wheel..... its about balance. I'll give lessons to anyone who's interested....although obviously I am yet to perfect the art (goddamn stop lights).
omg i was totally just speculating about the hands!! GROSS!
Thats awesome leela... totally awesome. You know im going to have to try it out now..
By the way Leela, have you guys... you know... yet?
Or is that unpublishable material?
hehe!
x Rabbit
Yes Aliota please share... where exactly were your hands???? And was Nickleback's song "acting like we're animals" playing along in the background?! Sounds like everyone's getting some action at the moment... sexy boys, commandos, trumpet players... nice one!
Oi - are we forgetting that this blog post is about Joula's horror!!!!! hahahaha!!!! One mention of anything kinky and we all gather like panting dogs!! Awesome.
Cheers girlfriends - no details will be published here...but you can call me on (02) 969 9669 for moment to moment advice - Hey, I'll even drive while you......you know.....while you're still practising the skill.
And Rabbit! - behave yourself! I can't believe you would think that I would disclose such private information on the internet! It stops at driving with no hands...
Tatty - how is it that you manage to bring such filth out of me?
cos it's just there, dying to get out, baby! i am just an innocent receptacle of your filth...
After speaking with Sophia today I feel compelled to make sure that you are all aware that the whole no hands driving thing is a total fabrication!!! Sophia asked me whether it was true! Comeon guys.....you know that if it was actually true I would TOTALLY post details - maybe even diagrams!
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